A message from Shannon
I issued an extreme warning when i put these in the fridge the other night.
I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.
emo is just an acronym for eat me out
Yeah i like mixed drinks, my speciality is O’Douls mixed with blue Powerade
*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*
adventure time taught me how to deal with people who ask dumb questions
the perks of dating me
- i’m funny
- i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
- i don’t have friends so we can always hang out
There’s this guy at my school who’s Instagram is nothing but selfies with guys peeing in the back