my girlfriend framed her first anon hate
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
wat the fuck do snoop be doin??
I just released a mouse into the wild from my work and he jumped all over the place and climbed a tree and was the cutest dude ever
the same dude has aggressively stopped me in my neighborhood twice today asking for “a favor”, once in my car and once on my bike. and those were like 12 hours apart! what is this dude even doing
The Rosy Maple Moth is the prettiest moth ever.
(I do not own the rights to these photos, I just wanted to share this beautiful moth with tumblr.)
what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
someone taped these potatoes to the art lockers at school (????)